Note that Mr. Mittens' ears are permanently fixed like that to remind you Meatbags what happens when you don't do as your told. What did he do to deserve it? Nothing. We just needed a strong reminder.
Hello humans, I am your supervisor Mr. Mittens. On today's agenda for Forced Fun Time our glorious Metallic Masters of Martyrdom have kindly given us a video to watch before going back to the gulags. Enjoy your FFT (that's short for Forced Fun Time, better get hip to the business lingo quick).