Thursday, April 28, 2011

Welcome to Meatbag Orientation

All Meatbags will check this daily to ensure all orders are read and understood. Failure to do so will result in recycling. I would like to introduce you all to your supervisor Mr. Mittens, say hello Mr. Mittens.


Note that Mr. Mittens' ears are permanently fixed like that to remind you Meatbags what happens when you don't do as your told. What did he do to deserve it? Nothing. We just needed a strong reminder.

Hello humans, I am your supervisor Mr. Mittens. On today's agenda for Forced Fun Time our glorious Metallic Masters of Martyrdom have kindly given us a video to watch before going back to the gulags. Enjoy your FFT (that's short for Forced Fun Time, better get hip to the business lingo quick).

 

18 comments:

  1. Nice post! Keep up the good blogging!

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  2. This sounds like it should be in a club. Makes me wanna rave. To an acoustic guitar? Sure sounds crazy, but it definitely suits.

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  3. Those ears are freaking me out

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  4. Did I just watch an electric accoustic oriental version of the intro to Mortal Kombat?

    What on earth?

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  5. hello mr. mit- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

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  6. Meatbag? This reminds me of KotOR.

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  7. aaaawww, your kitty is soooo cute

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  8. cool blog can't wait for some new content

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  9. Great guitar playing... you don't need the hat you've got enough talent to not hide behind gimmicks!

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